Hank and Jacob had a lazy dumb Sunday with not much going on. And neither of them could decide on something to do. See a movie? Nah, nothing worth the twelve bucks. Go to the pier? Too crowded and so many tourists on the weekends. After a while and out of sheer boredom and frustration of not wanting to waste a whole day before having to get back to work and school the next day they decided, hey why not just for the Hell of it check out that one thrift store that has that eyesore of a sign. That one that looks like the 80's barfed all over it.
The two drove down and just burn some time they went into the store, oh so "humorously" named "Route Thrifty-Five" (the joke is because it's adjacent to freeway 55). Hank and Jacob walked in and pretty much the place confirmed what they always expected the inside to be every other time they drove by it. Generic grey carpet with multiple spots and stains that have happened over the years, a coup